The Right to Get Laid

On October 1, 2010, The Social Network movie was unleashed on the world. In a pivotal scene, the creator of Facebook has a moment of discovery: his program is a total failure, nobody likes to be exposed in a negative way; then suddenly he has a eureka moment and declares that everybody likes to get laid. From then on Mark Zuckerberg is hailed as a genius. He throws lavish parties for his staff, orgies of celebration for his hangers-on at Palo Alto, where his investors give him millions to go worldwide with his social networking site Facebook.

The Egyptian programmer who used Facebook to launch the Egyptian Revolution thanked Mark Zuckerberg for making it all possible. It was a great moment on TV and especially on the Internet when such an earth shattering revolution was born, a revolution which is now in its full flowering. This is the greatest revolution in the history of mankind because it is so Freudian. Sigmund Freud discovered that the biggest motivating factor for humanity was sex. Now we have the right to get laid as the biggest discovery ever made. Everybody has the right to get laid. This is what freedom is about; what else is there?

America was the first to discover this and now the whole world wants it. That is why nobody is burning American flags. It's not about democracy. The right to vote means nothing. Nobody wants to vote for politicians that only want money and will end up taxing everybody to death; the youth of the world wants to get laid.

Feb. 23, 2011

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