Obama held a press conference yesterday and declared that his first 100 days in office were a success. He said that Americans can now pick themselves up from the ground, dust themselves off and begin rebuilding America. As the truth has been turned on its head, all Americans have to do is stand on their heads and look at the world upside down. Everything looks good; it is a good thing we have given up Christianity and picked up Yoga. Now we can stand on our heads comfortably for long periods of time.
Apr. 30, 2009